First class pun: Murdoch Divorce Stuns Satan

Too hard to resist putting this up to remember for a long long time.

Murdoch divorce stuns Satan.

Because of him I did not renew my subscription to the WSJ. And his infamous Fox News channel is legalized treason to America. I was glad the late Steve Jobs told him to his face how he felt the same too. But you know business is business and they cooperated.

For those who think a government influenced (not control) MSM is bad they have to be grateful he doesn't run SPH. So you want free press? Do you really know what you are asking for? Surely you knew what his British newspapers had done? The devil we now have will give us stomachaches but trading up will give us cancer.

The Chinese were shrewd, they never did give him a TV license he assiduously sought.

The New Yorker has lived up to its reputation:

HELL (The Borowitz Report)—Word that the News Corporation chief executive Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce from his wife, Wendi Deng, came as a “total surprise” to longtime Murdoch confidant Satan, the Lord of the Underworld said today.

“I am totally blindsided by this,” Satan told reporters. “He and I talk every day.”

Citing his long history with the media titan, the Hound of Hell said, “We go way back. I gave him the idea for Fox News. I told him to hire Roger Ailes. That’s why this is such a shock.”